[Eridan is full of boldness, he doesn't care who you are he'll speak how he wants.]

Surprisin', I guess whatewer fates there may be saw your attempt at inwestigatin' so pathetic, they took mercy on you by makin' people think what you said actually had some worthwhileness to it.

Pfft I doubt this thing is any worse than a planet full a angry, fast as shit angels. If I could handle that on my own, this thing will be a swim in the lake.