[Dessert ?] - [Video]

[wherzmabutler]

[Is it surprising to see who's broadcasting this and hear a gunshot go off in the background? It shouldn't be. He is rather handy with a pistol. when it's not wet.]

[Either way, Ciel sighs, tucking the handgun away, having dispatched of one of these wretched fish monsters. Really, he was told the threat was over.]

This is ridiculous...

[He pulls out the SFC to check the time and--oh, hi there feed.]

... Rather unsettling, is it not? As I understand, some of these... things... killed people here. T those that lost, I offer my condolences...

[Those who are paying attention might notice that there is something creeping up on Ciel here.]

Alois...

This is quite sudden, however, would you like to stay in the manor? [Tsunning.]

[By the way, that thing is creeping closer. It is one of those giant fish monsters. 8| Little help Sebby?]

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[redeyedbutler.livejournal.com]

[Little help you say? Alright.

Cue Sebastian making one of his grand entrances. Quietly, like the demon can, he appears without much warning, behind Ciel. The thing that was trying to creep up on him was easily disposed of, before his dear Master could even turn around.

The demon frowns a bit, looking down at his shows, now covered in something slightly slimy]

You know, My Lord, it is rather unwise to be giving out invitations when something is trying to assault you from behind.

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[... Wat. Oh. Hello there dead fish thing behind him. Ciel stares at the thing a moment before turning his... almost... thankful gaze to Sebastian.]

Clearly, that's what you're around for, is it not? I must be mistaken.

video;

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ Doc watching the video a moment while fixing what seems to be a sufficient amount of medical supplies. ]

If my lord and his household needs any medical treatment, Lucrecia and I have managed to pull together a rather sufficient hos--

[ He stops. ]

Behind you.

[ It's not a request but said almost commandingly and yet not in the way that sounds like he's bossing you around. ]

video;

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[Go figure he'd be respectful, even when bossing him around. Ciel was definitely caught off guard to this one and whips around, dropping the communicator in the process. Three distinct shots are fired, followed by a loud thud.]

Bloody bastard... [He sighs heavily, picking up the communicator again.]

My apologies...

Pardon the delay! video;

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ He doesn't like bossing kids and young ladies around. Bad for business. But he had every confidence the earl could handle himself, butler or no. ]

Not at all. At times like this, there is no need for apologies and excuses.

More time for action.

Thankfully, the invasion seems to be wavering. My offer still stands, however, should you need it.

Please do take care.

Same here ;w;

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[Of course he could! ... H-he's an earl afterall!]

Of course. Though I don't anticipate being injured. I do have my butler after all.

X3 no problemo~

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ So cute, bitty Earl. ]

Your butler seems to be a very capable man. One can say his abilities are almost... inhuman.

[ He's trying to hide that smirk. Yeah, now's not the time to test the waters on his theory but better than never! ]

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

Don't tell him that--he'll throw his ridiculous line about. [Ugh, he's heard it a million times over.]

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ A bit of a moment as he considers this. ]

Line? So he does admit to being more than human?

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[Ciel sighs.]

I did call it ridiculous, did I not? It’s the ‘Oh, I’m merely one hell of a butler’ line.

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

Interesting...

[ And by that smile, you can tell that he really does truly find it interesting. ]

But if you don't mind my asking, my dear earl, where... did he pick up such a line?

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[... B( Stop being perceptive! He'll have to tell Sebastian to cut that line out, as people here are much smarter than the average English man.]

God only knows. He's been saying it since he came into my employ almost three years ago now. Something about executing things to precision like he does should only be expected of a Phantomhive butler.

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ Never! It's in his job description to be perceptive in all things supernatural! ]

At the very least, he seems to be a man quite dedicated to his job.

[ Smirk. ]

Provided, of course, he is a man to begin with...

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[Dangit!]

[Wait...]

... Doctor, are you perhaps suggesting Sebastian isn't a man at all? [A soft smirk.] He doesn't pass for a very good Lady...

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ Alright, he could've phrased that better. Mentally facepalming now. ]

Well, I certainly had no doubt as to his gender but I mean the nature of his being.

He does sound quite too good to be true...

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[This 12 year old might have just trolled you for that one man. Especially with that smirk.]

His service was not easy to come by, in the least. However he does a fair job

[xblood-lusting.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, you trolling little boys. The doctor will have the last laugh if he manages to confirm his theory. ]

And if I may be so curious, you hired him using less than... conventional means, am I right?

[ That sensation, that feel between the two. What was it? He's so close.... ]

[wherzmabutler.livejournal.com]

[B< Well, hopefully he won’t! Because Ciel doesn’t want that getting out.]

Whatever do you mean by that?

[He senses some foul stuff. B< Not… sure how he feels about that.]